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Hammer Lane 

The way to Micke Grove from Hwy. 99.
It's not my fault that you've never been to Stockton!
Hammer Lane by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Hammer Chode

A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.
"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."

Hammer Head 

When ur purple head is three times the size of ur Dangler.
KJ: Hey Greame why is ur purp head so big?
Greame Mann: Da Whaaaat?
KJ: Wow that must be a Hammer head.
Greame: FUCK YOU!
Hammer Head by Kyle Joudrey April 24, 2008

Hammer slammered 

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
Hammer slammered by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012

hammer head 

To grab the shaft of the penis leaving only the head sticking out and slamming the head with an open palm.
She was so mad at him for cheating she gave him a hammer head.
hammer head by pcstrebel February 3, 2010

Hammer Time

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it
Hammer Time by Hammer April 13, 2005