hopeless harmony

not worth it but hides it with peace

a depressed person feeling hopeless pretending to be happy ( hopeless harmony )

by gone_without_a_trace April 17, 2011

Cole Harmon

Boss at football and basketball at Elida Middle School

I want to be like Cole Harmon.

by crossover12 October 1, 2012

body harmonica

When you go down on a chick vigorously shaking your head side to side like a rabid dog

I play the body harmonica like a toothless homeless man would eat corn on the cob.

by Vundabritches September 12, 2013

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Dirty harmonica

Two guys docking and a girl goes from cock to cock with her mouth.

Dude your mom gave me and Dave a dirty harmonica

by Dirty83Don March 10, 2017

Ryan Harmon

A basic manhoe who has crusty fingers with a small weiner.

Sup Ryan Harmon

by DefinitionWrite October 21, 2019

dirty hahmoni

The act of pulling out of a long sloppy anal session and running your dick between her lips like she is playing an harmonica just to get it clean!

Guy: She did a Dirty Hahmoni and played that harmonica like a redneck on crack.

by Splatter191 April 16, 2020