Shallow Hal Goggles

When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.

Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.

Compare and contrast beer goggles.

Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?

Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.

by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011

Bollock Goggles

Placing your ball sack over your partner's eyes - restricting vision

Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes

by T.rynston July 17, 2003

Acapulco Goggles

When you put your ball sack right above a girls eyes and let her give you butterfly kisses.

Her fake eyelashes felt nice when she put on her Acapulco Goggles

by Ol' Cotton Balls December 12, 2009

Berkeley goggles

When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.

Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..

Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.

(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)

Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!

Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.

Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...

Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!

Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...

by gointoberkeleybitches!!! December 31, 2009

Clout goggles

A pair of iconic glasses that should be treasured and only worn by the best of people.

Keep your clout goggles away from Omar at all costs.

by 101dalamations May 31, 2018

Math Goggles

One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.

Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))

by ihaveamathfetish October 14, 2009

Vacation Goggles

The act of lowering your hook up standards while on vacation. Similar to beer goggles and generally they go hand in hand.

I can't believe I hooked up with that fat Jamaican guy. I totally had on my vacation goggles.

by GingerClaus November 13, 2011