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meth goblin

A derogatory term used in reference to long-term methamphetamine addicts due to their erratic behaviour and mannerisms, but mostly due to their ghoulish features caused by the physical side effects of the drug. See also: Tweaker, Crankhead, Burnout.
There aren't many people in Walmart at this hour; just a few random people in the aisles and a bunch of meth goblins hanging around the arcade machines.

She used to be pretty funny and good looking, but a few years on the shit turned her into a meth goblin.

I was out getting my mail the other night and a big carload of meth goblins drove by and yelled something at me.
by jkcarter July 4, 2016
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Royal Goblet

Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.
That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets
by Heavydrinker123 January 22, 2018
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National Goblin Day

March 12, or National Goblin Day, celebrates goblins
Lily: Happy National Goblin Day, Carly!
Carly: It’s March 12, my birthday!!
by Goblina April 30, 2020
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beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.
The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.
by Swavystick February 19, 2023
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Mind goblin

I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023
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Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
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