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Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.
Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.
by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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Gary

A Gary. A new slang term for the drug commonly and medically known as MDMA or Ecstacy. This drug, widely used in societies all around the globe has come under many aliases before, however as of recent, the use of ‘Gary’ has arisen. Only a select few truly know the ideology behind the bizarre name and to many others it remains a mystery. A lighthearted, funny and wacky term for all casual users in the new era, ‘Gary’ ticks all the boxes. So go on kids, take drugs. As long as you use the right terms ;)
Jack - “Mate have you seen the state of Ryan? He’s off his rocker. What’s he taken?”

James - Just a Gary or two, he’ll be sound.
by Averagegaryuser December 5, 2025
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Gary Leeing

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing
by DavesDenim April 11, 2015
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Gary Schofield

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014
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Gary Winthorpe

A great fucking guy. Has a huge dick, gets all the lady’s and fucks your mom. A true legend
Gary Winthorpe is hung like Godzilla
by EatThatPussy154 September 22, 2018
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