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Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?
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Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.
"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
by binkazoid May 16, 2019
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Fucking my Shit

Fucking my shit (F’n my S)
While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”

While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”
by Jewelsbyjulie May 10, 2020
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Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
by anti-executive November 11, 2009
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toe fucking

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.
Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.
by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018
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kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019
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