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L.A. fuck-off

The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.
Here are some L.A. fuck-offs

"Here's your card back, I'll call you."

"I really like what you're trying to do here."

"No....really, you sound great."

"No....really, your band sounds great."

"NEXT!"

"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"

"we'll call you."

etc. etc.
by toroboy October 5, 2009
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Shut-the-fuck-off

When you can’t decide if you want the cunt to be quiet or to piss off
When Fitton is talking absolute bullshit in the pub, you piss him off and wind him up, he gets so angry he tells you to, “oh, shut-the-fuck-off!”
by Bigwillyian May 2, 2018
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just fuck off

Similar to the term, ok boomer, just fuck off is a term used when you're tired of fighting with strong words and educated reasoning against a person who is too arrogant/entitled to their opinion.

The difference between ok boomer and just fuck off is when using the term ok boomer, you are more referring to a person who thinks backwards and refuses to accept change in society (i.e; racism, the lgbtq community, global warming, etc.)

When using the term just fuck off, you would most likely be arguing with someone who may be; entitled to their opinion, acting with negative/abusive behaviour, spreading false information or causing negative scenes or "drama".

Saying "just fuck off" is used when the person receiving the negative effects of the behaviour finds no reason to continue in the argument due to the fact that the person refuses to listen or care about their explanations.
Person A: "I'm not using anxiety as an excuse, I'm saying that my motivation might be a bit distraught due to my current mental health."

Person B: "More excuses! You're just lying so you can get away with being lazy!"

A: "You know what? Just fuck off."
by yegdums May 7, 2020
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right the fuck off

To go from zero to ballistic in nothing flat.
To be totally calm to completely honked in the blink of an eye.
To become unhinged at the speed of sound.
To become annoyed instantaneously.
"I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when Marsha came in and pissed me right the fuck off!"
by jsd9632 February 6, 2012
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Dropped me the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.
Man, that strawberry mescaline bar really dropped me the fuck off.
by Rawohxela420 January 21, 2018
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Kindly fuck off

When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.
Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.
by Anniewasia ;)) January 3, 2019
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Hollywood fuck-off

The polite way of telling you that you suck. Used in showbiz and delivered with a smile so that you are blissfully unaware of the truth until you have time to contemplate what has been delivered.
Record company exec: "you guys are really great.....really, here's your card back we'll call you."
Wannabe 1: "hey man I think he likes us."
Wannabe 2: "no way dude that was totally a hollywood fuck-off - we sucked."

Record company exec: "I really loved what you were trying to do there"
Wannabe 1: "hey man he really likes us."

.... you get the idea.
by toroboy October 5, 2009
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