floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Frosting The Donut

To simultaneously defecate and vomit.

"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myself I'd frosted my donut."

by The Yellow Dart June 28, 2004

frosting

To give a handjob with middle and index fingers spread into a V shape, and putting the tool between the fingers and sliding them up and down. Refers to Robert Frost's poem, a wood diverged into two paths. Hence "frosting"

I heard that Tabitha frostings Henry so much.

by John Smith Lives November 14, 2005

Frotting

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I- Are they frotting?

by yourlocalgaybitch October 20, 2020

frothing at the crotch

If a chick is gagging for it, she might be frothing at the crotch with vag fluid.

D-Mac's dancing had every skank in the 'stang frothing at the crotch.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

Frotting

Sexually rubbing; the uninvited act of stroking one's cock on an unexpected pedestrian, or inanimate object.

Linda: Excuse me sir, what the fuck are you doing?
Creepy Man: You mean you dont like me cock in yer arse?
Linda: Are you FROTTING me?!

by Calum yiken? April 6, 2009

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009