waxing the freight train

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013

frozen freight train

When a shit is taken and is of nice form you poor water on it, freeze it, then stick it in some deserving whores puss.

Your mom really is a nasty bitch. Every time one frozen freight train melted she pulled another out of the freezer like she'd been waiting for me for weeks.

by jimcg August 31, 2005

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

Frepic

When something is so FREAKING EPIC that the only other way to describe it is frepic.

-Hey did you see the new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows trailer?
-No, how was it?
-I cant...i cant even...dude it was FREPIC!!!!!

by Marimbanator September 26, 2010

freeping

facebook + creeping = freeping
the act of being on facebook making fun of people and their facebook posts

So I was totes freeping on ______ wall and she has a lot of drama!

by Kathy is Amazing July 24, 2011

Freeing

When you ball so hard your hands just know what to do

Ariel's so good she must be freeing

by Double A batteries December 31, 2015

Freia

The most tosic person you will ever meet. Tosic, angry,flaming, Can take jokes to an extreme and can be kränkande.

Wow look at that Tosic, nätmobbande girl, shes such a FREIA

by Bomhus artist Philip July 2, 2018