floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own

Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log

by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022

Flippy floppy

A phrase used to describe a fake or two-faced person.

Jonathan was talking shit about me. He is so flippy floppy.

by bigdick123098 August 30, 2019

Floppy Sock

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick

I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock

by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018

floppy gillopy

Generally used as a term for "loose vagina"

Man, she had a floppy gillopy, won't go there again

by kpell March 3, 2011

floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016