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ernie fletcher

A completely incompetent kentucky govenor who will never be reelected and should rethink his decision to go into politics
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Pass a budget??? No way, we've got Ernie Fletcher
by oldladysgivegum July 15, 2006
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feltch

1.-verb- the act of sucking semen from a bodily oriface for sexual gratification.
2.-verb- the act of inserting a rodent into the anus or vagina for sexual gratification. Also see girbiling.
3.-adjective- an unpleasant or foul person.
4.-noun- an unfortunate english surname.
1.- "he died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving a ShopVac."
2.- "Richard Gere supposedly was into feltching with girbils."
3.- "Trooper Davie is a feltch."
4.- "The man signed the register as Mr. Feltch."
by Tanker Don June 11, 2006
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Fletching

After anal sex, the dominant male sucks up all semen and fecal matter from the anus, sloshes it around in his mouth and passes it back to the other person through a mouth-to-mouth kiss.
In the book Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk(Fight Club) this act is described
by Fiberoptic Jesus December 10, 2003
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so fetch

an amazing slang for something that is AWESOME!!!!
Oh My God....that is So fetch. pip pip!!
by Straky Bacon March 8, 2009
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Fletching cape

The 2nd worst cape in runescape, next to cooking. People with Fletching capes usually have or are getting cooking capes.
Jeremy: yo brad look at the noob with the fletching cape. Brad: Wow He should put that back in the bank it smells. Jeremy: agreed.
by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008
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Fletcher Fan

Oh you’re a Fletcher Fan? Isn’t that just a funny way of saying that you’re a clown and simp for Cari Fletcher?
by virgoxvirgo October 30, 2020
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jacob fletcher

Jacob Fletcher is an adorable, outgoing, friendly and sporty dude. He usually has blondy browny hair and has an awesome sense of humor. Jacob is usually the cutest guy you'll ever meet. He usually dates people named Bella or Aimeelia. He is always playing footy no matter the weather the cutest Jacobs are usually in Australia. He's the best guy u'll ever meet.
"Wow he's hot you think I should ask him out" said Bella

" yea go for it. It's Jacob Fletcher " said Jorja
by Emily Martain January 18, 2018
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