An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.
by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022
Get the Ferretmug. A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
Get the Fairhaven ferretsmug. Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.
by Snowqueen May 24, 2024
Get the Japanese Snow Ferretmug. this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.
So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!
by Nik Danger April 11, 2010
Get the gouch ferretmug. A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
Get the Portuguese Wind Ferretmug. The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.
Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016
Get the Rusty ferretmug.