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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
mugGet the Ferret Dunnmug.

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
mugGet the Ferret Dunnmug.

thy holy ferret

thy holy ferret and their food
by LingLing134 April 27, 2019
mugGet the thy holy ferretmug.

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
mugGet the Waxing the ferretmug.

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick
yo bro your ferretting around
by meefk November 28, 2017
mugGet the ferrettingmug.

ferreting

A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.
Anne needed a poo so bad it was ferreting.
by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022
mugGet the ferretingmug.

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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