Field Ferret 

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.

Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!

Field Ferret by Highwayman April 27, 2019

Pants Ferret 

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

Pants Ferret by PantsFerret July 28, 2019

Johnny Ferret 

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

Johnny Ferret by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019

Bowel Ferret 

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth

The purple headed bowel ferret

Bowel Ferret by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020

to ferret 

to ferret about. like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting. or you can ferret for something.

my mum was ferreting round for her hairbrush this morning. what a nuisance! to ferret

to ferret by 4u2 May 14, 2020

Floppy Ferret 

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

Floppy Ferret by JonMay August 3, 2020

fluffy ferret 

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned

I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy

fluffy ferret by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020