Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

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necro-fellatio

The act of having oral sex with a dead corpse.

I took out her dentures to have a rousing session of necro-fellatio

by MeatWagon July 17, 2018

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High-feinating

The act of smoking weed and drinking coffee simultaneously

On Saturday mornings, I like high-feinating before starting my house work.

by Jossypha July 30, 2018

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Spicy Fellatio

After your partner had had a spicy choice of food and decides to use their mouth to stimulate your penis. Spicer food, burping, and vomiting are all known to heighten the experience.

Christa's mom gives some crazy Spicy Fellatio! She even lets you pick how spicy it is!

by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019

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Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS)

This is the opposite of "TDS" ( Trump Derangement Syndrome). It describes those who are so committed to (Donald) Trump that regardless of what he says/does, they worship him. Their worship is so intense that they would preform fellatio on him if asked.

Mary performed Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) on Trump in her dream as she was THAT committed to him.

by Killer78 November 12, 2022

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