Mr. Falcon

A benign proxy for the expletive "motherfucker". Employed by American television censors in the 1990s when broadcasting the film Die Hard 2 (1990). The phrase was inserted into Bruce Willis's dialogue when he declared, "Yippy-kai-yay, motherfucker" while lying on a snowy tarmac just before he ignited a trail of jet fuel that destroyed an airliner in mid-takeoff. Compare to fighting in the alps.

"You know, Jared, after seven drinks you act like a real Mr. Falcon."

by Wolfram T. Swordfish May 19, 2017

Falcon Punch

Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.

As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.

I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.

Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*

Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?

by SamIsSexy. November 28, 2009

Blue Falcon

A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.

Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon

by Thunderplebe October 26, 2009

eating falcon

the act of cunniligus, oral sex on a woman, eating out

All the girls heard of your legendary eating falcon technique.
I hoped you washed up all from all of that eating falcon.

by Kool_AidX August 17, 2008

Fatcognito

When old friends or acquaintances don't recognize you because you've gained a significant amout of weight.

Mary: Thank goodness she didn't recognize you. That bitch is crazy.

Jim: I know, I'm fatcognito so she didn't know who I was.

by Butkis June 15, 2013

Falcon Punch

The act of clenching your fist in after dousing it in alcohol and lighting it on fire, afterward you wind up and yell "FALCON PUNCH" as the fist is inserted into the woman's vagina at punching speed.

Chad: How'd your date with Alice go yesterday?
Thad: Well she wanted to try something new last night so I tried to Falcon Punch her, now she won't stop glaring at me.

by KnutKnight May 9, 2020

fly like falcon

When everyone thinks you had a grand adventure but really you did nothing except hide in a box in the attic.

"My trip to Paris was amazing!"

"Whatever. You can fly like falcon all you want. I know you were really in Boise!"

by zandar demko October 15, 2009