farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

Farkel

Another name for cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some Farkel."

by WASSUPandy February 11, 2010

fankled

1. Extremely ugly, hideous
2. An extremely messed up object, person, or situation

1. I'd probably hit that if her face wasn't so fankled.

2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.

by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

Fankle

much like a cankle
but when the foot grows into the ankle

"Holy Shit! Her fankles ate her shoes!"

by grrg May 4, 2005

Fankle

A condition with excessive ammounts of fat around the ankle.

Damn after all that KFC Vanessa has huge fankles!

by Noureem April 14, 2006

fark

"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."

Fark as defined by www.fark.com

Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.

by Mackintire April 5, 2008