Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

farkel

when two guys rub there dicks together, the first one to get hard loses.

two straight guys, probably drunk got together and played farkel

by bstid January 14, 2009

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

farker

The term "Fark" as used to replace the word "fuck" in forums that frowned up the use of curse words was a long time before anyone decided to name a news blog with the term. Drew Curtis, as brilliant as the individuals who support his web site may think he is, openly states this as the reason for naming his site that in the first place which might I add was originaly a URL that went to a picture of a squirrel with enlarged testicles.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.

by camarugala October 20, 2003

farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.

Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.

by Tia April 2, 2004

farking

The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

by Michelle & Kelly February 20, 2008

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005