Epic Fail

When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports.

See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.

When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved Epic Fail status in the world of professional sports.

by Jumpondees September 8, 2009

Urban Fail

when you have a word that would be epic for the public, but is refused by the editors of Urban Dictionary. Even tho the meaning or word isn't that offensive

1: dude, did you end up putting that word of urban dictionary.

2: tried, but f**king editors Urban failed it

1: aww arseholes, try Encylopedia dramatica

2: ED FTW

by Trumadoor January 3, 2010

Thanh Fail

A fail that is so epic, it can only be described with one word: Thanh. A Thanh Fail is the highest form of fail.

Teacher: So yes, you can get kicked out.
Failure: So, can we get kicked out?
Everyone else: Thanh Fail!

by AlexBrain September 9, 2010

smart-kid fail

When the people in high school that are used to getting A+ get a B-. They didn't really fail, they just need to say they failed to justify the B-. This technique also makes the kids who normally get B- and are totally okay with it feel like shit.

"Oh my god, I totally smart-kid failed. I only got a B- on my history final. Now my grade is only going to be an A!!"

"Jeez, I hate those fuckin' losers that complain about smart-kid failing, I'm just worried about not normal-kid failing!"

by asdfghjklawlz June 19, 2009

Traeger Fail

Traeger is the term given to someone who exaggerates a story to the point it is a work of fiction. And when he is telling the story it sounds so ridiculous it is just known as "Traeger FAIL"

For instance, stating their grandfather punched a bullet with his fist. That is Traeger FAIL

by Afro Arfan April 1, 2009

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale

A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.

person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE

by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009

FAIL!

When someone says or does something extremely stupid that causes them to look like a huge newb, usually results in self inflicted pain and humiliation.

"Lauren, Jurasic Park is a movie, not a place! FAIL!"

"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"

by TurboNewb June 24, 2008