Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.
by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018
Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 05, 2017
a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.
by guy#3 November 01, 2023
Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 22, 2017
Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
by AstorR September 04, 2021
by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019