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Academies @ Englewood

A school located in Englewood, NJ in which some of the smartest kids in Bergen County walk amongst the most ghetto students from the school it shares an eye-appealing campus with, Dwight Morrow High School. The admissions process is highly selective, and although it is much easier to be admitted than the untouchable Bergen County Academies, the curriculum in both schools are similar. Unless you are prepared to be graded harshly, be loaded down with at least two hours of homework per night, and face vicious teachers you will never forget, do not apply here. Despite the time consuming work, you are guaranteed to meet true friends here that you will never forget, and will keep you laughing through your hardest days. By the time these students graduate, they have far exceeded the NJ credit requirements, giving ample opportunities for college acceptances. Also, do not come here in hope of playing for a well-known sports team, no one cares about the athletics here, everyone is too busy focusing on Mock Trial or the Dr. John Grieco Scholarship Fund.
8th Grader 1: Hey where are YOU going to high school next year?

8th Grader 2: The Academies @ Englewood!

8th Grader 1: Damn, you gonna be loaded down with work.

8th Grader 2: Yeah I know. /: But it will be worth it when I graduate, and I hear everyone's nice!
by Blawndness February 24, 2011
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Killswitch Engage

THE BEST METAL BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Best beats best lyrics, the only band that comes close is Shadows fall!
every past presant and future Member is awesome! everyone person who is a fan of KSE is more than likely a cool person man, i'm glad i was listining to the Metal channel March 2002. well, even if i wasent, there growing fast!
no matter what happens to this band they will still be the best ever, even there new singer sounds almost identical to the old one!
In the Unblind
just barily breathing
to the sons of man
any of there songs
by „¤„¦„©„¢ November 1, 2003
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Engaged

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.
Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*
by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010
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New England Revolution

To be so incredibly good at something you don't even try.
"Damn, that kid just walked in, looked around for a sec, and now every girl is up on him. Who does he think he is? The New England Revolution?"
by DGags January 16, 2010
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englewood

Englewood is a small city in bergen county, New Jersey. For all you idiots who keep saying calling englewood "englehood" and "the hills"... you're all ass holes. You probably have never travelled past the tracks and have no right to call it that. I'm a white upper middle class citizen living on the "other side of the tracks" and attended private school all my life. I can say first hand this is absolutely not a dangerous place. just because there are black and hispanic people who live on the other side doesnt mean you need a fucking gun. and my best friend who is black lives in what you call "the hills." the last person to shoot a gun in englewood was a disturbed white guy living in a mansion on "the hills." get your facts straight.
kelly: My mom said not to cross the tracks in englewood or I'll get shot by mean ethnic men.
me: shut up dumb racist bitch. Shove your chanel bag up your ass, and shut the fuck up.
by boat5678 January 2, 2010
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engle

noun.adj.
1.From the greek word englbritzer, engle is often used in a sense, or term if something doesnt go as planned or works out to your disadvantage.

2. A great term used on the golf course, for either a really good shot or a bad shot. Also used in terms of scoring, approriate for a good or bad hole.

engled, engling
1. I went out with the guys last night to the pub and there were some becker chicks there that we definitely had a chance with. Sure enough we engled our chances and ended up throwing our beef that night.

2. I engled my 2nd shot into the lake and took a bogey. But two holes later I got it back with a great putt to make engle!
by Tim Warman July 1, 2009
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England

The best country in the world and probably the most hated for some reason but we dont drink tea all day and we r not all posh, actually i've never met anyone that talks like 'we' do in american films.
England help france in the war and then they sell really dangerous bombs n stuff to argentinians in the falklands war
by jakew September 14, 2006
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