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Elijah

this name means that you’re a whore and you’re absolute shit and that you’re a slut.
person 1-“Ew look its Elijah”
person 2-“Nasty thot”
by Dillon Achadinha December 10, 2019
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Elijah

All people consider Elijah to be an extremely rich person who almost always is gay and owns tanning salons. He would rely on his dad but he disowned him because he is gay and 2% Native American.
Elijah’s tanning salon was great but he sounded extremely gay.
by anonymous January 29, 2019
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elijah

a beaner who loves blazing and who often puts his dick on sleeping girls faces and thinks advil is extacy
______ was asleep so Elijah decided to lay his dick on her face.
by blzno? December 2, 2010
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Elijah Luce-Baraceros

An idiot who still thinks Malachi DeVries likes Mitt Romney
Person 1: Dude, he still thinks I like Romney.
Person 2: He's such an Elijah Luce-Baraceros
by malachiromneylover January 10, 2013
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Elijah

He is the love of my young life he is oblivious to how I feel or at least he acts like but I love him

He makes me smile and question everything
Elijah... I completely and utterly love you
by Kikibirdkins0210 May 28, 2017
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Elijah

This guy is a great all around person. he's funny, smart, and very kind. only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. he's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. he's kind of lazy though. he likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. he's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice.
by YaBoi13 November 9, 2017
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elijah simmons

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick
by Elijah Simmons April 23, 2018
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