My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

Edoardo

the act of inspecting fraudulent transaction and reporting it to the authorities

We´ve been Edoardoed!

by Edoreloaded February 7, 2010

educated fart

an educated fart is a burp because it goes up not down!!!

i brrrrrrrrrrrup my husband looks at me with such a serious look and says "you know what that was?" i say "what?" he says an "educated fart"

by ancjwilliams September 1, 2010

Ebocalypse

The apocalypse that is totally going to happen now that Ebola is in the U.S.

"Dude, I can't wait for the Ebocalypse. I'll be hunting deer in a Mustang--just like Will Smith in 'I am Legend'!"

by Davedsmia October 3, 2014

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Educator

Don't let em fool you. Same meaning as teacher. One who teaches/educates.

There are 2 types of educators- ones who teach what to think and ones who teach how to think.

by Finendandy September 8, 2019

sex educator

A person with extensive knowledge and experience who teaches instruction on issues relating to human sexuality, including human sexual anatomy, sexual reproduction, sexual activity, reproductive health, emotional relations, reproductive rights and responsibilities, sexual abstinence, and birth control. Common avenues for sex education are parents or caregivers, formal school programs, and public health campaigns.

There are only a few notable sex educators in main stream media: Dr Ruth, Ava Cadall and Miss Lola Bastinado.

by ChrisJennings May 14, 2015