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Drink Compass 

When a can of drink is swollen on the bottom (soda, beer, or wine in a can) it rolls around and shows you the direction of the person who is mostest thirsty.
Its like a "Drink Compass", whose thirsty? This guy
Drink Compass by The Treehouse October 11, 2010

Drink or Drown 

Refers to a male ejaculating onto someones face, ordinarily female.
1. The male might use this phrase as he is about to cum, preparing her for the onslaught.

2. Also commonly used amongst groups of males in recognition of a females elligibility for sex.
1. Jane: mmmMmmMmMM
Greg: Oh yeah! Drink or Drown Bitch!
*splurt*

2. Bob says "DoD" as he elbows Greg and nods toward Jane.

Drink Poison

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters to convey their complete contempt for another chatter or poster in response to a particularly asinine question or comment.
H4x0r J03: "LOLROFLHAHA U F4GG07!1!! T3H H4X0RZ L33T 5KI11Z H4V3 0WND YUO!!!!1!!"
Pete: "Drink poison."

drink invader 

Any close family member or friend who routinely drinks a percentage of any beverage you have made for yourself without asking.
It never fails that when I open a new can of pop, my wife the drink invader waits until I walk away before she guzzles half the thing down.

I hate going to the bar with my friend Jill, she's a drink invader and it ends up costing me money because I buy twice as many drinks.
drink invader by Mr. Mensa October 8, 2007

drink suspension 

A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"

B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."

Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"

Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"

PAUSE

Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."

Drink, Finnish Style 

A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"