drop a digit

to insert a finger into an anus, almost always done during intercourse.

"Yeah, I would love to drop a digit on that chick tonight."

by MStooge January 23, 2010

digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.

U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.

by King of Leon September 16, 2011

digital trauma

Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).

My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!

by Ahswype July 15, 2007

digital literacy

Digital literacy is the ability to understand how to use technology appropriately, as well as being educated on digital trends (memes, gifs, acronyms, etc.)

Examples:

The current generation is well educated in digital literacy.

"Do you know what a gif is?" "Of course, I’m digitally literate"

by GetGiffy January 22, 2015

digital point

The webmaster discussion forums at digitalpoint.com. These are stereotyped to be full of spammers and scammers because s huge number of users there use craigslist to post advertisements for their services.

Sometimes referred to as digital pointless instead, as a play on words

Chris: I'm going over to Digital Point to do a bit of surfing later on.

Fred: I wouldn't man. I heard that place is full of scammers. Someone even called it digital pointless instead.

Chris: Lol @digital pointless. I'm going anyway cya

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.

Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits

by Specal cloud March 21, 2021

Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.

Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."

by nope.exe October 5, 2016