Sidney Powell Defense

The legal argument that no sensible person would take you seriously. This argument was used by Sidney Powell, a batshit crazy attorney who spread Donald Trump's false claims of voter fraud. Powell was defending herself against a lawsuit by $1.3 billion Dominion Voting Systems.
"Mrs. Powell, You made false claims of voter fraud." powerfully said by prosecutors.
"Excuse me, Your Honour. No sensible person would believe what the defendant said." the lawyer said defensively.
"Sidney Powell Defense, what a terrible argument." the prosecutor said in a snarky tone.
"I didn't do nothing!" desperately cried Sidney Powell in her thick Durham accent.
by George's_Bush March 30, 2021
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One who ignores all other duties to above all else, defend ones own collectors, by any means possible, even at the the hands of sacraficing teammates.
7thCulthero: Uh, soul, a little help?
Soulblighter101: I can't, im guarding my collectors.
by ono December 04, 2002
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Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.
-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.
by Martin Obermeyer December 12, 2006
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Tower Defense Simulator

Tower defense simulator is a game that is in roblox its also popular because of it delays and they got alot of overpriced stuff and hard to get p2w game
Joe: tower defense simulator is so good
Jack: no that game is p2w
by coolman292929 May 17, 2022
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bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.
I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
by Glothor October 25, 2010
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Defensive Screen look

When a person looks at your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer to avoid being killed.
Paul was going to sneak up and knife John in MW2 but he Defensive Screen looked and turned around and killed him!
by CH4OS May 26, 2011
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Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
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