slam doctor

One who has his doctoral degree in slamming slam-pigs, no matter their lack of sexual appeal

Wow Read has hooked up with so many random slam-pigs that personally, i would consider him a slam doctor

by dingledorf April 9, 2005

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Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.

Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"

by parrappa October 8, 2008

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docious

Pronounced , doh-sh-us

When something is really cool

Shortened form - doche (doh-sh)

Dude, my lady friend is docious

Mary Poppins' bag is totally docious

by Daniel Butler Rico January 29, 2007

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1) Done; Finished; Complete.

2) Wasted; Intoxicated, from drugs and/or alcohol, to the point at which no more partying shall take place for the evening/morning.

3) To be in over one's head; To be in a great deal of trouble, screwed.

1) Q: "Hey, man, you have any more exams this week?"
A: "Hell no, man, I'm donions."

2) "Wow, look at that kid passed out on the couch. He's donions...Hey hand me that marker!"

3) "When her father came home early from work and found us in bed, I was donions."

by Deckman May 24, 2005

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certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 10, 2008

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