Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

dilf

Harry Styles

*new picture of harry is released*
harries: HE IS SUCH A DILF OMFG
harries: DILFRRY

by dilfrry February 17, 2021

dilf

Harry Styles

*new picture of harry is released*
harries: HE IS SUCH A DILF OMFG
harries: DILFRRY

by dilfrry February 17, 2021

Dilf

Remus J. Lupin and James F. Potter

James potter is the actual definition of a dilf, and his best friend Remus is too.

by I donf know February 19, 2021

Dilf

Cillian murphy

« He’s just the definition of this term.» Dilf

by gopissgirl10 March 5, 2021

Dilf

a dad you'd like to fuck

Spirit Albarn from Soul Eater is very much a dilf

by iloveanimemen32 March 16, 2021

dilf

a dilf is a hot older guy who usually have kids

harry styles is a dilf!!

by horny brunette March 17, 2021