dildo sign

Another way of saying middle finger, referring to that fact that it looks like a dildo

"So, I be yellin' 'f*ck 'em' with a dildo sign"

by Bobo Brown May 10, 2010

dildo 3000

when you tape a dildo to a gas remote controled car and ram it up a whores auns

Whore: my anus hurts from the new dildo 3000

by cashman April 10, 2007

Ice Dildo

Dildo made from frozen water in a penis-shaped mold. Obviously melts after some use. Stage prop for strippers.

The stripper used an ice dildo on another stripper.

by DeAthWaGer November 16, 2004

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Concrete Dildo

The best tool for masturbating. In other terms-Perfection!

Juan: Hey babe what do you use to masturbate?
Juanita: A concrete dildo it is the most amazing thing ever!

by Whitegirl998 August 25, 2014

musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 07, 2014

bio dildo

A bio dildo is a banana. Some would even say the og dildo that the cave people used.

I just seen that girl at that table deep throat that bio dildo like it was nothing.

by Pan boi March 03, 2019