penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017

Nerd Denial

Someone who is a nerd but doesn't know it.

My friend Kate has severe nerd denial

by Chimpusaurus October 30, 2018

Fyre denial

Fyre denial or Fyre denial stage.

When something is seemingly falling apart and everything evidences that but you’re in denial.

‘On a scale of Marie Kondo to Fyre festival, how together is your life right now?’

‘Still at the Fyre denial stage to be honest’

‘It’s fine, everything will be fine. Just need to suck some dick for water...everything’s going to work out’

by Lisa Coulter February 25, 2019

Covocaust Denial

The insistence, as the death-rate mounts, that the COVID-19 pandemic is a hoax.

The hysteria was ridiculous, as every right-thinking person knew. The so-called 'coronavirus' was just the ordinary flu, had so far killed a tiny handful of people and was exaggerated in a liberal attempt at impeachment part 2. Anyone who called his truth-telling Covocaust Denial was a sore loser. Ask Rush.

by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

Bestie Denial

When a person will not admit to a friend being their bestie when the friend actually is.

We know that he's your bestie, you're just in Bestie Denial.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 24, 2020

Boob Denial

The first stage of grief for a women trying to come to terms with the size of her chest.

Look at her boobs, she's not wearing a bra! She must have boob denial!

by GalaxySlug November 6, 2020