Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by Cristobal B. January 6, 2009

Candyshopped

Having Performed or received a lewd sexual act. Term comes from "Candy Shop" a popular song by rapper 50 Cent.

1. What was that loud screaming noise? I don't know, I think someone may have been candyshopped.
2. He just candyshopped her in public! Call the police.

by UncleIpod82 December 4, 2005

candy paint

Brightly colored, typically high-gloss, automobile paint (i.e. candy colored paint).

The candy paint on the 'lac is simply amazin

by Brad C December 30, 2005

candy lady

the little old lady that lives in your hood and sells candy to all the kids in the hood and in many cases has been known to sell drugs to the adults in the hood.

KID:mom can i have a dollar for the candy lady?

MOM:ill go with you baby moma wants some candy too!

by petrabbit March 15, 2009

Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

Taint Candy

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

by derikjakob January 26, 2011

Hard Candy List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.

OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!

Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?

OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!

by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019