Crusty Mop

A cool hairstyle that is unique

You have a crusty mop!

by Bianca Shaniqua Bertha July 9, 2007

crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs

Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls

by The three musketeers August 19, 2008

crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper

Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.

by dufetaff September 26, 2013

crusty boog

A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.

I just yanked a hardcore crusty boog and now I'm lookin' to flick it.

by Chili D September 6, 2006

Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Crusty Roll

A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop

"Good Lord Geoffrey, there's enough 'Crusty Rolls' under your bed to open a bread shop."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

by kyle the crusty pirate king June 23, 2006