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Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.
Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!
by Seth Einus November 13, 2007
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crimpkin

Similar to a crumpkin or blumpkin, a Crimpkin is the act of taking a shit while smoking crack while a girl gives you a hand job and rim job
Damn! That Crimpkin was way better than a blumpkin or Crimpkin
by Pechanga G July 1, 2008
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chimpy

roberto glasse: leather jacket, banana throwing, feaces, chuckling, normally "chimps" have a very low amount of sleep, this is normally noticed by their baggy chimp eyes.

Chimpy dicks have been known to have a strange fetish for disney characters. For example Jasmine from Aladdin.

See also chimping

The act of walking down the street and kicking your friends feet because you are a clumsy chimp!
Person one: "Hey! Do you see that hairy guy over there dragging his knuckles along the floor like some sort of primate?"

Person two: "Yes! What a fucking chimpy bastard!"

OR

Person one: "I love bananas."

Person two: "You chimpy dick."
by scott lynch December 10, 2007
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Climp

When a Blunt(philly or dutch) is to small to grip with normal technique the thumb and middle finger come together to form a climp.
Sac climped the blunt when it got small, he didnt want to burn his fingers.
by Danni Lam January 21, 2009
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Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.
"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."
by jstruggs February 24, 2009
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Chimp

The chimp tried to answer journalists questions today... what a laugh
by meeeeee November 3, 2003
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Chimplify

Simplification to the extreme. Making something so simple a monkey could understand it. Usually made in reference to a clueless employer.
"I just got finished presenting my ideas to Jim."
"How did it go?"
"Ok, I just had to chimplify it."
"Cool."
by Steve Ringer February 20, 2006
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