crappenin

A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.

"That Walmart is crappenin!"

by changacat February 20, 2010

crappld

When your iphone/ipad/ipod app gets rejected by Apple's App Store.

Dude, my app just got crappld.

by gongdong December 21, 2010

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

crapperjack

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

crappenheim

what hitler said after he was told that the nazis were losing the war and before he took a cyanide pill

nazi: mein fuhrer, we are losing the war
hitler: crappenheim! *takes cyanide pill*

by phantomfatale April 21, 2011

Crappearance

Someone who is perhaps not looking their best or lacking the beauty to appear to be in tip-top shape; a less extreme version of fugly.

e.g. You have a strong crappearance.

by madnan88 April 23, 2011

crappergeist

The person who stunk up the bathroom before you entered but is nowhere to be found.

In most cases you will be blamed as the source of the ungodly stench by others who later enter the bathroom and see you.

"I swear it wasn't me! It was a Crappergeist and by the smell of it he was at Taco Bell yesterday."

by Fleawest September 15, 2014