Conraders

Conraders are the official name, for the members in the cult of Conrad. In order to join the cult you have to give the leader, who goes by the name of Addy, the highest of fives. The conraders is a large group, mostly women, who worship Conrad. Addy is the Jesus of the conraders, Addy is the mommy of all daddies, and Conrad is the daddy of the gods. Kaitlyn is the vice president of the cult of Conrad, she is freaking smexy, but not as smexy as Addy, Addy is a babe.

Example: Conraders are the best thing to happen to this world

by Leader of the cult of Conrad June 30, 2018

Conrad

He’s a really shy guy first and you don’t think much of him. He’ll probably end up talking to you and you’ll start to feel red. He has a very cool personality and won’t even know you love him just a bit. Girls will act tsundere but will kill for him.

Best thing is! He likes Daisies!

Gyal 1: I WAS TALKING TO A CONRAD
Gyal 2: oh that’s awesome

(Stabs gyal 1)

by Top defenition September 1, 2018

Conrad

All-around good person and basically a semi-god.
Good with children (making them)

Man, I wish I was like Conrad

by DefinitelyNotConrad November 19, 2018

convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

by turtlehore December 14, 2018

Conrad

A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!

"Me and my bed bug gang think you look tasty, Gabe", said Conrad 9:24

by When?? March 10, 2020

Contagion

Collective noun that describes a gathering of people during the COVID19 pandemic

The police would have to daily disperse the contagions on the beaches throughout the Spring of 2020.

by HerdmanMom May 21, 2020

Contraguru

Someone who is always wrong and therefore can be used for advice by doing the opposite of his advice.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

i bought bitcoin because the contraguru strongly adviced to sell.

i sold my house because the contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

by dmeista November 19, 2020