Concrete Baby

-noun

A structural element composed entirely of concrete and steel reinforcing whose effective length (k*L) is less than or equal to its depth (from tensile reinforcing to extreme compressive fiber).

Other forms:

Concrete Babies
Concrete Babe
Concrete Babyhood
Concrete Babylike
Concrete Babyishness
Concrete Babyishly

Synonyms:

Cholumn
Chode Column
Fat Stack
Fatty Beam
Beam Cholumn
Fatty Beam Cholumn

Engineer 1: I've analyzed all failure modes of the concrete baby, it seems that overall buckling controls.

Engineer 2: Oh you vacuous neophyte! Concrete babies NEVER buckle! OOOWWWWWWW!

by CrackerJack87 April 24, 2008

Concrete princess

CONCRETE PRINCESS - referring to the Daughter of the Concrete King Sir Marc Antoine the II.

T: Look here comes the concrete princess, she is radiating beauty.

R: She is stunning truly.

T and R: All hail King Marc !!!

by APiscesbitch October 1, 2021

to stick the concrete to the pole

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010

concur

to understand, not to agree, just understand.

boy: i need you to go to the store and buy me a box of cereal
boy2: i concur.

by hankthetank November 30, 2006

concurment

the act of concuring

I am in concurment with that statement.

by Chris DiCanio December 26, 2008

Concrete Donkey

A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.

Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"

by Shwepper July 21, 2008

Concrete Footprint

When a man is having sex and you cover him in concrete,wait for it to set then there is a chisal in the womans cervix and the man has to pull it out with his cock and chisal his way out.

"Want to do a concrete footprint?" "It was a good concrete footprint we had last night." "lol concrete footprint lolololololol"

by Edward Elric May 23, 2012