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computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.
She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.
by Crawford Best February 18, 2008
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computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.
Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........
by kindred_sage June 22, 2009
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compushock

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer
He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed
by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010
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Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.
Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!
by janets February 24, 2010
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computart

Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.
Check out these computarts I built in my web design class.
by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010
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Compulsive Pokitis

When you, or someone who has hijacked your Facebook profile, accidentally poke someone.
Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010
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computer hypochondria

While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.
I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.

Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.
by Christophucked March 27, 2011
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