Helena College

An all-white private school located in the Perth Hills of Western Australia that implements the International Baccalaureate system, a nifty financing trick which requests a hefty sum of 15k a year from students parents. The notion is that they provide a prestigious level of education over government schools like Eastern Hill. But since half of the staff own an Audi, it's pretty clear they don't have much integrity and would rather bust their budget on another trip to the local casino.

Davo: "Look at that rich cunt sitting over there with the all blue uniform and everything, I bet he goes to Helena College"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"

by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018

College Knowledge

Something you learn in college, but not in class.

"Dont pass out with your shoes on" - College Knowledge

by tonkotruck March 18, 2010

Connecticut College

Connecticut College is best defined as: Not Uconn.

Girl: Where do you go to school?
Boy: Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh Uconn! I love the Huskies!
Boy: No, not fucking Uconn. Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh, a community college?
Boy: No, its a small liberal arts college, its actually a decent school.
Girl: Oh ok.
Boy: (Stabs himself in the eye)

by Phantom Specter May 30, 2006

Hamilton College

An amazingly spectacular small liberal arts college located in the teeny tiny little bubble town of Clinton, New York. Hamilton is of course named for the foxiest of the federalists-- Alexander Hamilton Hamilton is the buff and blue continentals and competes in Division 3 NESCACs. In a word Hamilton is unquestionably, awesome.

"Question: what is the greatest college in the nation named for America's quintessential financial badass whose face currently graces the $10 bill and whose name now resonates in famous rap lyrics??"

"Oh that's Easy. Its all about HAMILTON COLLEGE baby!"

by A. Ham May 14, 2007

college

A place you go to to complete your government brainwashing.

And you pay for it too.

by stupid fucks January 22, 2005

trans-collared

Pertaining to either a blue-collar or white-collar worker who feels he's trapped in the body of the other.....

Alex: "Brozay, why are you moving away from the city and to the sticks? You're a Wall Street man."
Mo: "I don't know, brozay. I'm just feelin' so trans-collared; I wanna hang with the common folk. Much more down to earth."

by stockman09 September 25, 2008

college

Too FUCKING expensive.

I pay 5 times as much in college tuition as the in-state guys for the same fucking classes, even though I have lived in the state for two years now. And to think that all the money is going to some corporate executive's pay bonus pisses me off royally.

by out-of-state student November 6, 2003