Coconut Crack

A hairy-ass crack, usually seen when a someone has low rise pants or a needs a belt.

Dude, I thought Stacy was hot till I saw her coconut crack last night

by anal cookie March 21, 2009

Coconut

a person who has a big head and thinks highly of themselves

Jack is a coconut. Even thought he is no better than the rest of us.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

Coconut

A black man who acts white. Example: Like the fruit a coconut is brown on the outside, yet white on the inside.

Man, that nigga right there is a coconut, his ass might as well be white.

by Chris Fago December 28, 2003

Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

coconut head

someone usually of black ethnicity with a very coconut looking head, usually if balled, the head will look like a dark shiny oval a lot like a coconut

wtf Jerome! lol, you got a coconut head!

by eiofjhewfrewl September 28, 2008

COCONUT PANTIES

coconut panties are panties that have evidence of sex on them.

when she came home she threw away her coconut panties, so her boyfriend would not know she had sex with someone else.

by moonrider February 24, 2009