cockwaste

A person or institution that has the potential to be very helpful but instead fails; instead of "Creating or changing a life", they just become "jizz on your face".

1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.

2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.

by isaycake August 10, 2016

Cockmessaged

When your boyfriend breaks upward you just as you were about to get the D.

Benjamin and I were going to fuck but he broke up with me because of that slut Cara, talk about being cockmessaged

by KateisinlovewithChris June 17, 2016

Cockmessaged

When your boyfriend breaks upward you just as you were about to get the D.

Benjamin and I were going to fuck but he broke up with me because of that slut Cara, talk about being cockmessaged

by KateisinlovewithChris June 17, 2016

Cockcasian

A threeway consisting of 2 cocks 1 asian and a white boy and girl

Dude me and my girl had this dope Cockcasian with that chinese exchange student!

by Captai Cali May 20, 2016

CockAsian

An Asian with a very large COCK.

"Thats one fine CockAsian."

by xLegionxZM January 6, 2017

Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

Cockmart

The biggiest cocks of everything retail aka Walmart. Always low prices at Cockmart you’ll sure leave with a frown.

Hairy was being a huge dick today must be the fact he pissed is life away at Cockmart.

by Cockmart December 11, 2017