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cluster fuck

1) An term to describe the use of a large number of people to accomplish a task. The outcome can be negatively affected when too many personnel are applied.



2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.
1)
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck

2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!
by Leigh July 19, 2004
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Cluster-fuck

1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.

2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.

3. Total & complete chaos.
"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."

"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"
by koi_fish23 May 5, 2010
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claustraphobic

(claws-tra-fob-ik)

Having a fear of Santa Claus.
Amy: Ho ho ho
Stephany : Stop it Amy, you're scaring me. I'm claustraphobic.
by Shhhtephany June 20, 2006
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claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008
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clausturbate

To masturbate in a confined or tight space, such as a closet or elevator.
Thomas, trapped in an elevator with only his genitals and hands, decided to clausturbate while he waited for rescue.
by MarcT October 14, 2009
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Clista

Woman of truth and love. She puts the needs of others before herself, she always finds ways to share love and make others happy.

She is captivating. Loving her is easy to do when you choose to spend 5 minutes with her.

Everything about her speaks, You never want to leave. Truly a treat you think you could eat. She is that sweet.
1. When a friend needs to be loved Clista will drive 4 hours to do so.

2. Clista stands up for you when you choose not to. Clista always believes in you when you choose to believe in nothing.

3. You are in the presence of undeniable love when she is around.
by Spiritual Warrior Bride November 17, 2011
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cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally hosed up by a group of managers who couldn't leave well enough alone.
Better back up that estimate, there's a cluster fuck where the Planning Department used to be.
by Concerned Citizen #6942 February 16, 2002
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