The unfortunate result of balding on top yo' head yet maintaining lucious locks on the back and sidez.
Did you guys see Derrick before he started shaving his head? He had a serious case of clown sidez goin' on.
by t_rexy May 05, 2017
by Big clown September 03, 2015
The expression used by FitMC, a Historian/YouTuber "On the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft." This expression can be used when beating someone on Minecraft in a PVP battle, most likely with cheat clients. Used by only the most alpha of males. Must be bald to use this.
by The Figgler Lover 27 February 18, 2021
After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."
by rweyh August 02, 2012
An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.
by Peter 01988 December 11, 2007
Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.
1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."
by My Name is Not Austin December 02, 2021