clingenberry

A booger that sticks to your nostril.

Any booger that refuses to dettach itself from your nostril despite intense nose-picking.

I went through the entire meeting and without noticing the clingenberry I had in my left nostril. How embarrassing!

by ultrajesus4000 February 20, 2006

Clingy

(1) Anything contrary to what a man wants, when he wants it and how he wants it. Mostly used as a term for describing women when dealing with subjects such as emotion or social interaction.

(2) An excuse someone uses because they do not want to give up control or be accountable for their actions/thoughts.

Guy: You want to have a say in how often we hang out? You are so clingy.

Woman: Ok then. Let me know when you've grown up. Bye!

Guy: ......O.o.....

by ModernEraDictionary August 26, 2013

clidge

A term that is synonymous with "camel toe."

(coined by James Sommer, thank you.)

Those pants are too tight. Her clidge is in full effect.

by James Sommer May 17, 2006

Clungemonkey

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.

'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'

by doombadger April 25, 2010

Grunge Clunge

(adj); The sweaty, dirty vagina you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.

Hairdresser: Have you had a good weekend, sir?
Customer: Why yes, I tell you, I went to a gig and got some proper Grunge Clunge. Scrubbed for hours when I got home. When I close my eyes, I can still smell it. I swear, you could almost see the stink-lines. But oh well, a clunge is a clunge.
Hairdresser: Oh, sir, you do have the most OUTRAGEOUS stories. Now, how long would you like your dreadhawk?

by PublicJoe December 20, 2010

Clingy

Being an annoying girlfriend by being jealous and repeatedly texting her boyfriend asking what he's doing

Meshy "what're you doing"
Aryeh "chilling"
Meshy "with who"
Aryeh "friends"
Meshy "which friends"
Aryeh "stop being clingy"

by Aryeh Hoffman May 26, 2013

cline girl

A girl loved by a guy's friends almost as much as the guy himself. she looks goddessly great, and catches all the guys' eyes. she's passionate when she is in love and let's you know when she is pissed off. she has a great body, awesome ass, and beautiful eyes to start. she likes older guys and needs someone strong. she doesn't pretend to be perfect and has no problem talking about her problems. if you meet a cline girl, you are an incredibly lucky guy.

friend of bf: "hey, you're cline girl was next to you in that prom pic in the yearbook."

bf: "yep, that's my cline girl."

Friend of bf: "dude, ur gf is def a cline girl. you love her, and we love her."

Bf: "ya, i know wat you mean. everytime we go to a movie, everyone wants to know if i am bringing her. you guys like her more than me. haha"

other friend of bf: "So you bringin ur cline girl?"

bf: "hey, you never even asked if i was going!!!"

other friend of bf: "o.....so is she coming?"

bf: "omg...."

by clinegirlpillowoctavius22 August 25, 2009