certii

Means cool

Your. Shoes are certii

by Kxngg_c February 26, 2017

Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

Clarted

This word derives from North East Scottish dialect (Doric).

Clart - To put too much on something

she clarted her face with makeup

by HudAtMin June 21, 2008

Cleatface

Someone with such deep pockmarks, that a mold of their face could be cast and used to make traction for athletic cleats.

Shes a total butterface, her body is smokin' but she has major cleatface.

F. Murray Abraham is a great actor; but man...check out his cleatface!

by TNutZz November 7, 2007

Cleat Chaser

A male or female who is primarily attracted to ball players for talent, stats and swag. Activities include watching immense amount of baseball, attending every game, and pure love of the sport, on and off the field.

This girl is a real cleat chaser

by warriorsblew31 May 6, 2017

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008