Mexican Circus

Quite simply put, another way of saying something is a cluster fuck.

I went to Costco today and the parking lot was a fucking Mexican Circus!

by Pateo November 8, 2013

Reverse Circus Cannon

When the over excessive {fucking} of the ass causes a chick to build up a fart and then shoot the guys dick out of her asshole like a clown being shot out of a cannon.

1. I did the reverse circus cannon with my girl and she shot me through the wall!

by Jdog182 October 3, 2006

Circus Dick

The smell that emanates from one's gooch region on a particularly hot and sweaty or swamp-assy day.

Hey fool, whens the last time you showered? It smells like circus dick in here...

by Sir Clark January 17, 2009

Clunge-Circus

Antonym of sausage fest. High girl to guy ratio

"You cant not pull tonight. Its a propper clunge-circus"

by agrajag_undefined June 10, 2009

Circus Abnormal (International)

1, Facebook group that emerged from the ashes of The Roofless Forum

2, A bunch of twats

Do you ever post on Circus Abnormal (International)?

No, I'm not a twat.

by ShelbyFrootcake July 12, 2009

circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.

By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.

by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009

Circus Master

A person who orchestrates the relationships between his or her friends for his or her own benefit or profit. manipulator Puppet Master

Bryan is quite a Circus Master the way he works his friends so he is always the one they kick it with when they have money, but when their broke he kicks them to the curb.Yea he's a regular Puppet Master.

by fetishforfun September 1, 2014