Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

Chimping

Just a fucking vibe man, like it’s just chillin but with an “Apeish” twist. Many a brotha chimp with the boys on Saturdays

“Oh fuck yeah bro I was Chimping with the boys last Saturday man”

by Fatfunnyfish June 11, 2020

chimp

-an individual that doesn’t deserve my love or respect

-an individual that ur so close with u call them ur sibling

“Whatta fuckin chimp”

“Ayyyyyyy U MA CHIMP”

by Yamama_021 May 18, 2018

snow white chimp

It is derogatory response to "black monkey" meant for white folks

We are from the jungle, but your snow white chimp

by MEDDY April 11, 2025

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024