Chantelle

Chantelle
The perfect girlfriend. Flawless, amazing, beautiful and kind in any way. Any guy wants her, and the guy that gets her never wants to let her go. She is a family girl, always there for her friends, and always there to give her love to her boy. Any body in the world would be lucky to have such an angel.

When you find a Chantelle, never let her go.

Chantelle is perfection

by Snowy2021 November 22, 2021

channel swimmer

One who injects Heroin, etc.

"William is a channel swimmer."

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Doomsday Channel

alias for The History Channel, formerly known as The Hitler Channel. THC earned this moniker after presenting several programs depicting how the world will end. Recent programs include the prophecies of Nostradamus, the Mayan prophecies, biblical prophecies, the destruction of earth by both wordly and extra-terrestrial means, and the aftermath of the disappearance of the human race, which all have the basic underlying theme: we are all going to die... horribly. Keep watching and THC will show you how.

"You have been going to church a lot recently."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."

by stupid sheep May 2, 2009

You're Cancelled

A direct way of parting ways with a lover/spouse or friend. This term is most effective when used in a passive aggressive manner or tone.

No, there is no need to call me anymore. You're Cancelled!

by SplashGordan December 15, 2009

the chandelier

when four women lay with their pussys all towards the middle on their back ( like north, south, east and west ) with a four sided dildo and their legs all are up in the air in the middle together with dildo inserted in all four at same time.

becca , shannon ,tiffany and carie did the chandelier last night at their slumber party.

by nick (reams ) and matt (MATTY G. ) July 19, 2007

Mtv and the E channel

Take them both off the air and then disband the fucking shitty FCC too!

Girls Gone Wild is also gay!

by South Park for fucking ever!!!!! June 27, 2004