waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.

Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.

by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

Carder

A sexy ass muthafucker who has a very fat large cock and often caught being YOLOing with his niggas. he'll kick your ass without moving, thats how buffed up and sexy he is. Sometimes his large dick drags against the ground causing massive earthquakes throughout southern Asia. It has been said that those who talk to him become enlightened forever and become geniuses, such as Einstein and their cocks become all powerful beings who rule the earth for a millennium.

"Dude, your the most awesome person i've ever met, who are you?"

"I'm Carder"

by imAFreakinPanda October 13, 2013

Roman Candle

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head

Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.

by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009

Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010

Candle Sticking

The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.

Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking

by White Hunter April 28, 2011

carlee anderson

A beautiful girl that I Tristan fisher love

Carlee anderson is the best girl on this earth

by Tristan Fisher October 4, 2013

carleana

Very out going, loving, thinks she's the shit and always has a nice round booty. She's sweet and kind one minute then a ball of fire the next. I'm really not sure how to give any a definition about carleana

Love you carleana

by Carleana s July 18, 2017