Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

The Creature

Scary as fuck. Featured when you watch a creature feature.

"I'm so exciteds for this new movie!" I exclaims with excitement. Little did I know... it would be a feature... a creature feature... featuring..... the creature.

by SigmaGoon27 December 13, 2024

Eyeball Creature

Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.

???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..

by snatcher October 10, 2019

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

The Creature

/T͟Hē ˈKrēCHər/
Ex-1

Noun: A super nice fellow who is interested in being at peace with nature.

Ex-2
Noun A being with unimaginable power that has the power to kill you caused from the anger that Society has triggered

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Oh my gosh, What is that thing?
Person 2: That thing is “The Creature”, He is the friendliest person on this planet. He intends to be your pal and be at peace with us.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: What Happened? I heard screaming Yesterday
Person 2: “The Creature” murdered by pet frog

Person 1: Darn!

by xxjjongxx February 8, 2023

Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 2, 2023

we, humans, are creatures of habit

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too.

by Sexydimma June 8, 2014