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steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.
Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.
by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK August 5, 2008
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Kentucky Creamer

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.
1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

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by henchman24 May 5, 2011
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Steveland Creamer

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.
1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.
by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012
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creamer

The title given to a man when he prematurely ejaculates.
Arnold is a creamer.
by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006
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Creased

To be angered, incensed, heated, or upset. Pissed.
Bro they took my fake from me when I tried to get in last night, I’m actually creased
by Big-slimy March 6, 2020
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Creamer

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.
"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"
by Collin Sick March 14, 2008
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creamer

In Spanglish Border Culture a CREAMER is a person that is a Mexican National going to High School on the American side of the border to learn or perfect their English. These students generally are the children of the governor or cousin of a major head of a corporation in Mexico and they want the best education for their kids.

They are called creamers because of the excessive lotion that supposedly they use on their face. Creamers have a clean aspect to them, and are clean cut Mexicans who are wealthy enough to have their mom's drive them across the border every day to attend school in either San Diego or Calexico (basically the US.) Chicanos born and raised on the American side tend to be jealous of Creamers because they often are the rich elite and wealthy kids of Mexico that are better educated and speak better spanish than Spanglish speaking Mexican Americans native to the US.
The word creamer implies wealth privilege and that they are the cream of the Mexican crop so to speak. In spanish the word Cremita indicates these same people but when these kids cross the border Chicanos call them creamers while they're in the US.
Man, look at the car that Dulce Maria's mom is driving, they are such creamers from Mexicali.

ex. 2

After 9-11 the border wait became long, some of the students were said to have been flown over the border to avoid the long lines by private jets just to make it to school on time. Therefore,
man creamers are Lucky they get flown over the border in the daddy's cesnas usually with marijuana cargos.
by Chicana Feliz July 19, 2007
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