conail

A white swaggot that suffers from Napoleon's syndrome.

Did you see that little punk try to take on that guy twice his size?

Yeah, what a conail.

by e muffin March 12, 2013

congies

kids that are in the congregated class much like speds...but not as bad. they dont lik walls...but they sometimes lick other things...:P hehe such as people...or...floors

Wow did u see the congi class today? they got to ride bikes in the hall way while we were doin math!

by Vanex Kraillant September 27, 2003

Cognitive Displaysia

When you're sittin your ass at home trying to think of what you're missing. You know you won't remember until you're on the highway but you do it anyways.

I know I'm forgetting something!

Quit havin cognitive displaysia pussy.

by El Holandés Rojo November 14, 2010

clonging

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

by nat October 23, 2004

Chonging a Grett

Smoking a Cigerrette, when used in conjuntion with the word green can be used to describe smoking a joint i.e. "Chonging a green grett". Used be spoken in a piss take chav voice...

Me: What you up to mate.
Cullen: Chonging a grett blud.

by p455w0rd June 3, 2010

cangility

(noun) A rare combination of candor and agility, ensuring that expectations are met with a lightning-fast, creative, and informed response to the issue at hand. Not to be confused with bullshitting.

The cangility of the company's sales force led to record profits.

by Curmudgeon57 January 7, 2012

cognizantation

To know what's up

His cognizantation wasn't up-to-date so he didn't know to get on the train.

by Natedaogg October 1, 2018