clamslap

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamsplosion

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina

Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

Clausula Bichosexual

Persona, hombre o mujer que teniendo una atracción sexual definida hacia las mujeres, aparte tiene una atracción sexual hacia Cristiano Ronaldo aka El Bicho.

Maria te quiero pero respeta mi clausula bichosexual

by Ricosuaveyatusabe March 28, 2022

Carl von Clausewitz

The Prussian military theorist who is widely acknowledged as the most important of the major strategic theorists. Even though he's been dead for over a century and a half, he remains the most frequently cited, the most controversial, and in many respects the most modern. His most notable work, Vom Kriege (On War), was unfinished at his death.

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement, the enemy's centre of gravity." - Carl von Clausewitz

by Dancing with Fire October 11, 2011

clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

by wiginpen February 15, 2004

lost cause

Used to describe something or someone who is hopeless.

"I've tried to help Tyler with his drug problem but he is a lost cause."

by queen Kesha December 22, 2014

causeanthropist

A person who does good for others, through a cause. Sometimes these are anonymous acts of kindness. It can be as simple as helping a senior citizen in the supermarket or raising funds for an educational cause.

Mrs. Smith baked 4 dozen cupcakes for the school bake sale. She wanted to contribute her time and delicious treats for raising funds for school computers. She is a causeanthropist. I'm proud to call her mom!

by Ironman333 June 10, 2016